Sliced Bread 2: The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

This is so cool.

The first morning after the day I ate all the coins, I woke up and I kind of wanted more. So I swallowed a dime and felt kind of different. I got up off the couch and started kind of floating through the air. I was flying! I zoomed around for a while, at first using my hands to push off things, but eventually just moving like I was swimming. Only I didn't have to kick my feet or anything.

Then after ten minutes I crashed to the floor, and made a clanging sound. But it didn't hurt. Which is when I figured out what had happened to all the metal of the coins--it was in my skin. I looked the same, and when I touched my arm normally it felt the same, but if I hit my arm fast, it was metallic. Both my hand and my arm. I could fly and I had armor. Super powers!

I popped a nickel and flew around the apartment some more. This time I fell after five minutes. It didn't take me long to crack the code.

Since then I've been spending a lot of time soaring around town. God, flying is fun. I don't know how I ever did without it. I went in to work on Friday and Saturday for a while, but couldn't really concentrate on stuff, so I left early.

Typing is boring, and I have a couple of quarters calling my name. Maybe I'll post again tomorrow, and maybe I won't.