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This is cool. I just found this website - www.superhero-registry.com. I'm not sure what the deal is. It's probably a scam but they seem to be playing it straight.

Basically, you go to this site and fill out their little online form and you become eligible for all kinds of . . . well, they're promising crimefighting help and stuff, but really it looks like discounts at carpet wholesalers and falafel shop coupons. I don't know who they think they're going to catch with this.

I filled it out; what the hell. I'm curious to see what'll happen. Here's the information I gave them:

Name: Snow Angel
Secret Identity: N. Clement Weather
Powers: summoning snowstorms and other snow-related effects (slowing traffic, canceling school, obscuring TV reception)
e-mail address: snowangel@witchstit.org
Address: Box 10405, Fourth Street Station, Empire City (one of many boxes we use for this and that)

So we'll see what happens.

I looked up other 'members' on the site and didn't see a single name I recognized. However, it did seem like other people had the same basic idea that I did. Without comment, a selection of what people submitted as their superhero name:

Smegmatica
Feng Shui Master
tHE aSSRAVAGER
the Freakin' Seagull
Lungchomper
Large-Breasted Woman
the Chocoholic
THIS SITE IS TOTLA BULSHIT
God
Superprick
AAAARGH-Man
the Lingering Smell
the Viagranator
Leg Man
Alter Boy