Sliced Bread 2: The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

We’ve been here in the dragon’s subterranean mansion for... I’ve lost track of how many days. And he hasn’t shown. We’ve tried not to mess the place up, because after all we’re trying to negotiate him over to the king’s side in this little dispute with the baron. But come on. Hospitality only goes so far.

Oh well, the ambassador guy told us to come in and wait, and that’s what we’re doing. One unsettling thing, though. There’s a little anteroom where we’ve set up base camp, and Perseid found a penny and a paper clip on the floor under a bench. So I’m somewhat nervous about what’s going to happen when the dragon arrives.